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Weasel Awards Poll Results

The fourth annual exuberantly non-scientific Weasel Poll results are in. Almost 40,000 people voted. The winners are...


Weaseliest Organization

White House
10794 
Republican Party
7234 
Organized Religion
5792 
ACLU
4408 
United Nations
4293 
Congress
3116 
Democratic Party
2704 
FCC
1104 


Weaseliest Country

USA (includes Iraq)
16083 
France
7322 
North Korea
6766 
Saudi Arabia
3859 
Iran
2476 
Syria
1812 
Venezuela
902 


Weaseliest Company

Oil companies
9639 
Halliburton
9571 
Fox News
7059 
Wal*Mart
6992 
New York Times
5953 


Weaseliest Profession

Politicians
13453 
Lawyers
7206 
Oil executives
6318 
News media
6059 
Tobacco executives
5866 
Accountants
594 


Weaseliest Individual

George W. Bush
13059 
Karl Rove
4915 
Cindy Sheehan (peace activist)
4183 
Ray Nagin (Mayor of New Orleans)
3944 
Tom DeLay
3051 
Tom Cruise
2854 
Michael Brown (ex-FEMA head)
2192 
Kathleen Babineaux Blanco (Gov. of Louisiana)
1890 
Rafael Palmeiro (baseball player suspended for steroids)
1325 
Arnold Schwarzenegger
796 
Lindy England (Abu Ghraib abuser)
660 
Mary Landrieu (Senator of Louisiana)
310 
Bill Frist
224 


Weaseliest Behavior

Advocating the teaching of Intelligent Design in schools
9661 
Gas price gouging
7828 
Reporting it as "finding supplies" when white people loot
6157 
Corporate boards approving CEO pay packages
6149 
Politicians blaming other politicians
6131 
Outsourcing
2687 
Downloading music or movies without paying
864 


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